I call you friends, you call me never. But whatever, I’m packin my things and I am feeling very clever.
Flipped a switch that a turned a lever in a machine that’s processing dreams and schemes and things like small fluorescent beams.
Shining a light illuminatin bright and invading my space changing my face so all you lames just say goodnight. Goodbye to those who knew me, or thought the true me was a guy just sittin back and pretending to act black, this here’s the Final Act so guess what?The show is over.
I’m bout as lucky as a 7-leaf clover, no I’m not blue dog, call me Red Rover. The only difference is I wont come over. I’m gettin cake and I ain’t even Russel Stover.
I’m finished waitin there’s no more debating, so while you’re procrastinating I’ll be steady masticating all the fascinating ladies in a shiny new Mercedes say heeey to Jarrett J please take a seat he’s on the way to the top.
cream of the crop, It’s never gonna stop.
Cause this world can’t hold me, maybe the old me, my critics undersold me and my haters wanna mold me.
I’ll just do the unthinkable, I’m solid undrinkable, my ship is unsinkable my slinky ain’t slinkable, and if you really think it bull then come and take a peek you’ll notice that my drink is full.
My cup runneth over, I thank the Lord today for making me sober, clearin my thoughts and helpin me see da truth in realizing my faults and finding ways to get through.
To the assholes around me, that tried to clown me, please keep it up I want your haterade to drown me. So that I can keep swimming, ain’t no way I’m sinking. I’m Jarrett M Jackson wtf are y’all thinking?
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
White Men, Everyone Else: Gender and Ethnic Diversity on Cable News
Media Matters spent the month of April reviewing evening guests on cable news. The results, unfortunately, don’t surprise: CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC “overwhelmingly host male and white guests.”
Read through for the details as the watchdog group breaks down the numbers for each network. We learn, for instance, that “Out of 1,677 total guests, CNN had the largest proportion of men — 76 percent — during the month of April;” and “Fox News had the largest proportion of white guests — 83 percent.”
Hat tip to Chris Hayes, whose show is the most diverse in cable evening news. And getting there isn’t very difficult. “We just would look at the board and say, ‘We already have too many white men. We can’t have more,’” Hayes told Ann Friedman at the Columbia Journalism Review back in March. “Really, that was it.”
Images: Diversity On Evening Cable News, via Media Matters. Select to embiggen.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Nice to see you too, dog.
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I am no longer afraid to die.
I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation.
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
Treadmill preset: Fabulous
is this a thing??? Like people actually do this? This is a thing?